home is whenever i'm with you

marcelthemarketinggay:

satans—left—testicle:

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

I don’t think that’s what they are getting at…

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pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

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nicestallion:

flitsy:

My Dash is slow.

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my dash isn’t

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tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk
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kisslandfan:

lmao those european porn dudes that talk incomprehensible shit like “mm bby i’m gon to fuck badabep baby beby pud my dick in de pampers”

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babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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molestialseasonings:


same

molestialseasonings:

same

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Getting out of your comfort zone, taking risks, is what life is. If you’re not good, who cares? You got out there and tried.
- Amy Poehler (via velvetblush)
7 hours agomangemonculucbcomedy 5,425 notes

louis outside of the hotel in san jose credit

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olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

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@emilyyyjanee29: Met Harry Styles tonight!❤️😘 #harrystyles #onedirection

@emilyyyjanee29: Met Harry Styles tonight!❤️😘 #harrystyles #onedirection

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