if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
I don’t think that’s what they are getting at…
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
My Dash is slow.
my dash isn’t
three things i’ll say in awkward situations:
lmao those european porn dudes that talk incomprehensible shit like “mm bby i’m gon to fuck badabep baby beby pud my dick in de pampers”
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
bitch i will connecticut u